ehehehehehe

-zoe


i dont remember making this

-zoe


zoe just hack you. hehe


(Source: dpaf)


darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"


sammywillk:

cant believe I just ordered this! Someone please help me my brain doesn’t know what its doing anymore!

sammywillk:

cant believe I just ordered this! Someone please help me my brain doesn’t know what its doing anymore!


dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

(Source: gatta-cicova)


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dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.


pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

pidgeotits:

Weve been expecting you

(Source: bigbagoflittledonuts)



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queercorn:

seppin:

Idea: “heterobaiting” where at first you think it’s a show about heteros but then suddenly everyone was secretly gay the whole time 

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i went to visit my lil cousin in the hospital yesterday and i decorated his room with inflated latex gloves and my mom said they were creepy so my aunt and i started throwing them at her